Big Girl Panties

So usually I'm a pretty big girl about the whole staying home by myself when Dusty is out of town, but see we have this defective damper thingy in our fireplace that when the wind blows really hard it blows it open which sounds like someone is kicking in your front door or that is what I thought at midnight on Saturday night when the wind was going crazy. I laid there as still as I could thinking we have insurance so they can have whatever they want as long as they don't come near my room which is where B&B were. If that happened all bets were off. I'm not sure what I would have done, I guess charged loudly at them flailing my arms since that's the only defense mechanism I know how to use. (Yes, we have an enormous LOCKED safe full of guns in our living room) but I don't have a clue how to use one of them. Anyway after several minutes I got the nerve to sneak into the kitchen and turn on the light and figured out we were home alone but needless to say I didn't go back to sleep for awhile and then Baylor got up at 4 which is very unusual for her, I guess she just couldn't wait to tell me Happy Mother's Day.